Nibfetgof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome mongoose.

Nibfetgof created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Nibfetgof, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibfetgof, he will turn you into a snail.

Nibfetgof's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nibfetgof's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six horses approach from the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from violet moths for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.