Lidveggod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-assured swan.

Lidveggod created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidveggod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidveggod, she will turn you into a mole.

Lidveggod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lidveggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Do not covet oxen.