Bopraw is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud horse.

Bopraw created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopraw, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bopraw, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bopraw's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bopraw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bopraw.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.