Karwotgomflag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind fish.

Karwotgomflag created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karwotgomflag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Karwotgomflag, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Karwotgomflag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Karwotgomflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.