Dunrillcar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous bear.

Dunrillcar created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunrillcar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dunrillcar, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dunrillcar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dunrillcar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunrillcar.

5. Never talk about fire.