Bithubwatjarn is a god.
She takes the form of a large, uncaring rhinoceros.
Bithubwatjarn created humankind nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in Bithubwatjarn, she will approve.
If you do not believe in Bithubwatjarn, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Bithubwatjarn's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Bithubwatjarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill otters.
2. Bithubwatjarn loves whales, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not dye your hair magenta.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.