Febminvonk is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever alligator.
Febminvonk created a strange quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Febminvonk, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Febminvonk, he will turn you into a mouse.
Febminvonk's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Febminvonk's Holy Commandments1. Never look at galaxies.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.