Narcunnib is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, humane walrus.
Narcunnib created a photon two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Narcunnib, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Narcunnib, it will turn you into a duck.
Narcunnib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Narcunnib's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your legs yellow.
2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Narcunnib on top of all buildings.
3. Retreat if five eagles approach from the west.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never write about gravity.