Stanbarnhog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited lizard.

Stanbarnhog created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbarnhog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stanbarnhog, she will refuse to believe in you.

Stanbarnhog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Stanbarnhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not take Stanbarnhog's name in vain.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.