Hubsabflow is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless deer.
Hubsabflow created a top quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Hubsabflow, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in Hubsabflow, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Hubsabflow's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Hubsabflow's Holy Commandments1. Always help sharks in need.
2. Always help nematodes.
3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
4. Never think about galaxies.
5. Always treat dogs with great respect.