Hugpangdum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented beaver.

Hugpangdum created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugpangdum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugpangdum, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hugpangdum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hugpangdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugpangdum.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about fire.