Cenyogzak Gupzogzig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful penguin.

Cenyogzak Gupzogzig created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenyogzak Gupzogzig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenyogzak Gupzogzig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cenyogzak Gupzogzig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cenyogzak Gupzogzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.