Sakflaptig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome narwhal.

Sakflaptig created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakflaptig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sakflaptig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sakflaptig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sakflaptig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three badgers approach from the north.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.