Dundavbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able hydra.

Dundavbonk created life four years ago.

If you believe in Dundavbonk, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dundavbonk, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dundavbonk's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dundavbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Do not take Dundavbonk's name in vain.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never paint your chest green.