Manartsig is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful shrew.
Manartsig created energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in Manartsig, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Manartsig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Manartsig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Manartsig's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill geese.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Manartsig.
4. Do not hurt seals.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.