Xucklipflab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain duck.

Xucklipflab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklipflab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xucklipflab, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Xucklipflab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xucklipflab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five rats approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Xucklipflab.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.