Badnatmon is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful beaver.
Badnatmon created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Badnatmon, he will not care.
If you do not believe in Badnatmon, he will turn you into a duck.
Badnatmon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Badnatmon's Holy Commandments1. Never mention monkeys.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not cook food in pots.