Dudnurtsug is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, resourceful rat.
Dudnurtsug created matter five million years ago.
If you believe in Dudnurtsug, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in Dudnurtsug, he will send you a sign.
Dudnurtsug's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Dudnurtsug's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the east.
3. You must never eat gooseberries.
4. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.
5. Never write about moons.