Pangfemtar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective snail.

Pangfemtar created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pangfemtar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pangfemtar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pangfemtar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pangfemtar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pangfemtar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Pangfemtar loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.