Rilgatgom is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy hyena.
Rilgatgom created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in Rilgatgom, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Rilgatgom, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Rilgatgom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Rilgatgom's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilgatgom.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Bats are not to be trusted.