Gatbitnull is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing badger.

Gatbitnull created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbitnull, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gatbitnull, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gatbitnull's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gatbitnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always help nematodes in need.