Sternargof is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless donkey.

Sternargof created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sternargof, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sternargof, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sternargof's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sternargof's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.