Komweg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective wyvern.

Komweg created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Komweg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komweg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Komweg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Komweg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six capybaras approach from the east.

2. Never skip near great tits.

3. Hide if five foxes approach from the north.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.