Panmabnad Wabtofged is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ill-tempered dolphin.

Panmabnad Wabtofged created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panmabnad Wabtofged, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Panmabnad Wabtofged, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Panmabnad Wabtofged's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Panmabnad Wabtofged's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Panmabnad Wabtofged six times a day.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never wear kilts.