Bopgovstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, blissful crocodile.

Bopgovstrag created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopgovstrag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bopgovstrag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bopgovstrag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bopgovstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.