Minkikyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, temperamental owl.

Minkikyarp created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minkikyarp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Minkikyarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Minkikyarp's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Minkikyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Never skip near dolphins.