Mismatwab Fatkopsiglinlabnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate bat.

Mismatwab Fatkopsiglinlabnurl created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mismatwab Fatkopsiglinlabnurl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mismatwab Fatkopsiglinlabnurl, she will destroy your favourite star.

Mismatwab Fatkopsiglinlabnurl's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mismatwab Fatkopsiglinlabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mismatwab Fatkopsiglinlabnurl on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not eat limes.