Dutpogkancuss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty dove.

Dutpogkancuss created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutpogkancuss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dutpogkancuss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dutpogkancuss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dutpogkancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak about apples.