Pasyedyabhad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic chicken.

Pasyedyabhad created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Pasyedyabhad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pasyedyabhad, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pasyedyabhad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pasyedyabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan mice for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never eat bark.