Bussincad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair jackal.

Bussincad created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Bussincad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bussincad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bussincad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bussincad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide from purple cats for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about horses.