Gillakbam is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, caring turtle.

Gillakbam created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gillakbam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gillakbam, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gillakbam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gillakbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gillakbam.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never wear boots.