Kinarngun is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair tortoise.
Kinarngun created light eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Kinarngun, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Kinarngun, he will make you grow a tail.
Kinarngun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Kinarngun's Holy Commandments1. Always wear cyan.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never feed bread to ducks while wearing red stockings.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.