Zakfliscidgar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate ferret.

Zakfliscidgar created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakfliscidgar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zakfliscidgar, it will remove you from existence.

Zakfliscidgar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Zakfliscidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Zakfliscidgar's priests.

5. Never go into brown rooms.