Narlzogbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic hyena.

Narlzogbug created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlzogbug, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narlzogbug, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Narlzogbug's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Narlzogbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Narlzogbug's priests.

2. Narlzogbug loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Narlzogbug on top of important buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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