Fetfiglarn is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, calm dingo.
Fetfiglarn created viruses two years ago.
If you believe in Fetfiglarn, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Fetfiglarn, he will come to you in dreams.
Fetfiglarn's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Fetfiglarn's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Retreat if four swans approach from the east.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never play with disobedient children.