Lidnulljip Bodzedaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful camel.

Lidnulljip Bodzedaf created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnulljip Bodzedaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lidnulljip Bodzedaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lidnulljip Bodzedaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lidnulljip Bodzedaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.