Limgudjam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, passionate dryad.

Limgudjam created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgudjam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limgudjam, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Limgudjam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Limgudjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about oranges.