Rowkikmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced fish.

Rowkikmad created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowkikmad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rowkikmad, it will turn you into a dog.

Rowkikmad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rowkikmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.