Ominsadran is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless goat.
Ominsadran created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in Ominsadran, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Ominsadran, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Ominsadran's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Ominsadran's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured mice.
2. Hide from turquoise hamsters for they are unholy.
3. Worship no other gods but Ominsadran.
4. Never think about stars.
5. Pray towards the south.