Gumrotrip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty badger.

Gumrotrip created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Gumrotrip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gumrotrip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gumrotrip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gumrotrip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never go into red rooms.