Cadhonnut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind mouse.

Cadhonnut created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Cadhonnut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadhonnut, it will destroy your home planet.

Cadhonnut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cadhonnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear brown stockings.