Nillpopbag is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet dove.
Nillpopbag created dark energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in Nillpopbag, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in Nillpopbag, she will turn you into a sheep.
Nillpopbag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Nillpopbag's Holy Commandments1. Hide if three ducks approach from the west.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not take Nillpopbag's name in vain.
5. Always look after injured pigs.