Omincidveen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying wolf.

Omincidveen created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Omincidveen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omincidveen, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omincidveen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Omincidveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Always obey Omincidveen's priests.

3. Never run in the presence of turtles.

4. Do not take Omincidveen's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.