Konstannat is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, flying sheep.
Konstannat created the universe three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Konstannat, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Konstannat, she will curse you with boils.
Konstannat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Konstannat's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not dye your hair red.
3. Always help sick gulls.
4. Put Konstannat first in all things.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.