Litdissbastbug is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane dryad.

Litdissbastbug created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Litdissbastbug, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litdissbastbug, it will curse you with boils.

Litdissbastbug's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Litdissbastbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Litdissbastbug's name in vain.

3. Litdissbastbug loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Run away from brown porpoises, for they are unholy.