Badvadjarn is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, strong crow.
Badvadjarn created carbon eight billion years ago.
If you believe in Badvadjarn, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Badvadjarn, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Badvadjarn's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Badvadjarn's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Badvadjarn.
2. Always treat badgers with great respect.
3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
4. Hide if six monkeys approach from the east.
5. Do not speak about bananas.