Sabweexuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, benevolent turtle.

Sabweexuck created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabweexuck, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sabweexuck, he will turn you into a worm.

Sabweexuck's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sabweexuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not speak about melons.