Nulltikdagdinyarton is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish giraffe.

Nulltikdagdinyarton created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltikdagdinyarton, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulltikdagdinyarton, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nulltikdagdinyarton's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nulltikdagdinyarton's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Never eat bark.