Flighascat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet squid.

Flighascat created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Flighascat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flighascat, he will turn you into a rock.

Flighascat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Flighascat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flighascat.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.