Ponjenfet is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage raven.
Ponjenfet created an up quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in Ponjenfet, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Ponjenfet, she will turn you into a dog.
Ponjenfet's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Ponjenfet's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Run away from pink snails, for they are unholy.